4/11/2022

Criminal Minds Fanfiction Reid Poker

Happy Birthday to Our Beloved Dr. Spencer Reid: Matthew Gray Gubler! Matthew Gray Gubler Talks Tonight’s Criminal Minds Series Finale! Criminal Minds S14 Recap Ahead of S15 Two-Hour Premiere in 7 DAYS! Spencer Reid Aaron Hotchner Criminal Minds Misc. #emily prentiss #emily prentiss x reader #emily prentiss imagines #criminal minds fanfiction. Female Spencer Reid (Criminal Minds) Spencer Reid is a Rossi; I'm not sorry about my reference to another of my works. A one-liner about Reid being left in a basket on the steps of the FBI leads to me reading another work based on it. Made my own one-shot in a universe based on that. Written in a day so it's bad, but was.

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Aaron Hotchner sank down onto the couch and dropped his head in his hands.

Fran walked over and took a seat next to the upset father. 'Don't worry Honey. Reid didn't mean what he said. He's just mad.' She assured him. 'All children put their parents through this at one time or another. I remember when Derek told his dad and I that.'

'Mom' Morgan groaned.

'He was five.' She continued, ignoring her son's protests. 'He was so angry that he decided he was going to run away. So he packed his little back pack and stomped right out the front door. He made it all the way to the corner too.'

'That's where you caught him?' Garcia asked.

'Oh no. We didn't catch him.' Fran replied. 'He sat at the corner for a little while and then turned around and came back home.'

Prentiss glanced at her embarrassed friend. 'Why didn't you go any further than the corner?' she inquired.

Fran answered once it became clear her son wasn't going to say anything. 'He didn't go further because he wasn't allowed to cross the street by himself.'

The group burst out laughing.

'That's hilarious!' Penelope exclaimed.

'It's not that funny.' Morgan grumbled.

'Uh oh! Somebody's grumpy.' Emily sing songed.

'Am not' Derek disagreed.

'You so are!' Garcia crowed.

'Okay ladies that's enough.' Aaron warned, not wanting to have another upset profiler on his hands.

'Yeah, cut Morgan some slack.' Dave instructed. 'I doubt he's the only one that's ever done something like that.'

'Alright' Prentiss replied, adding 'party pooper' under her breath. 'So what do you suggest we do now?'

'How about a few games of poker?' Rossi said. 'The loser of each round has to recount an embarrassing childhood moment?'

'I'm in!' Garcia excitedly yelled.

'Me too!' Emily called.

Dave went over to his desk and pulled out a brand new deck of cards. He walked back and reclaimed his seat before breaking the seal and beginning to shuffle the stiff pile of cards. 'Okay folks, let's get this party started!' he said as he started passing out the hands.

'I think I'm going to go downstairs and play with the little ones for a while.' Fran announced as she stood. 'I've never been much of a card player.'

'We can teach you.' Garcia brightly offered.

'Thank you Honey but I'll have to pass. A game with stakes like that is not the one to try to learn how to play during.' Mrs. Morgan explained. 'Besides, I want to spend some time with my two little sweethearts.'

Aaron smiled. He understood exactly how she felt. 'Will you…'

'Don't worry son. I'll make sure your little one is alright.' Fran assured the worried father.

'Thank you' Hotch gratefully replied.

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'Have fun mama' Derek said, giving his mother a peck on the cheek. Setting the glass jar of peanuts on the coffee table, he pulled a Ziploc bag containing some of Garcia's famous chocolate chip cookies out of his back pocket and covertly handed it to her. 'And give them these for me. They should make Short Stuff feel better.'

Fran lovingly palmed her son's cheek. 'You are going to be a wonderful father someday.' She said.

Morgan chuckled. 'You're not going to give up, are you?'

'Not until I get my way' Fran cockily stated.

'Morgan, are you playing or not?' Rossi called from the couch.

'I'm coming!' Derek hollered back. Turning to his mother, he said, 'I've gotta go. Take good care of Reid for me, alright?'

Fran smiled. 'I'll have him giggling in no time.' She bragged. 'After all, I've had plenty of practice cheering up little ones.'

Derek rolled his eyes. 'Go on. Get outta here. I've got peanuts to win.' He told her. The muscular young man watched his mother saunter out of the room and then walked over and reclaimed his seat. Popping off the top of the peanut jar, he swiftly passed handfuls to all the players.

'Alright everybody, ante up!' Dave ordered, picking up his cards.

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'Read'em and weep!' Emily crowed, laying down her hand.

Garcia looked at her opponent's cards and groaned. 'Three kings!' she muttered. 'Oh fudge! I only have two threes and two twos.'

'YES!' Morgan shouted, grinning wider than the Cheshire Cat as he pumped his fist. 'Out with it, Baby Girl! Let's hear that most embarrassing moment!'

Penelope glared at her chocolate Adonis. 'Don't sound so happy about it.' she huffed.

'I can't help it. I just love hearing stories about you.' Derek explained, propping his head on his hand and smiling at the bubbly blond.

'I think I'm gonna be sick.' Prentiss mumbled.

'No getting off track. Come on Garcia. Spill.' Aaron commanded.

Penelope sighed. 'Alright, here goes.' She said. Grabbing a green throw pillow from beside her, she hugged it to her chest and began. 'When I was fifteen, a new family moved in across the street from my house. The mother and hot looking father had two kids; a cute little eight year old girl and a sixteen year old boy who was the most gorgeous hunk you've ever laid your eyes on.'

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'What?!' Morgan huffed. 'I thought you said I was the most gorgeous hunk you'd ever laid eyes on.'

'I did.' Garcia replied. 'You're the most gorgeous hunk of man. Jared was the most gorgeous hunk of a teenage boy.'

'In other words; you're old.' Emily teased, snickering at the affronted look on her friend's face. 'Now shut up and let her finish. I wanna hear this.'

'Go ahead, kitten.' Dave urged.

Penelope nodded. 'Okay' she said. 'Well, all the girls were after him from the moment he set foot in the high school. He was tall and muscular and, and…' she paused, gazing dreamily off into space.

'Garcia!' Prentiss called, nudging her friend.

'What?' Penelope stammered, snapping out of her trance. 'Sorry, where was I? Oh yeah! All the girls wanted him and some of them even went to great lengths to get him, too. But none of them managed to land him. See, he was this sweet little, laid back country boy. He didn't care about the in crowd or anything like that. He was nice to everyone; even the so called geeks.'

'So' Emily prodded.

'Yeah, get to the point, Baby Girl.' Morgan seconded.

'Alright, alright' Garcia grumbled. 'Well, when my friend and I walked into church that next Sunday and saw him sitting a few of rows behind my family, we were naturally thrilled. We both figured since he didn't give two hoots about popularity, that we might just have a chance. So, we hurried to the bathroom and prettied ourselves up and then started down the aisle. We strutted past pew after pew, doing our best to look confident and sexy. We walked right past him without looking his way and we could feel his eyes boring into our backs. Everything was going great until we went by the pew Mrs. Ayers always sat in. As I hurried past, the strap of my pocketbook caught on the edge of the pew. I must have been going faster than I thought because it yanked me backwards. I ended up on the floor with Jared's whole family staring at me. I was so embarrassed I jumped up and ran out of the church.'

Morgan roared with laughter, picturing the scene. 'Th-that's *snicker* that's *chuckle*…' he got out between laughs.

'Awesome!' Prentiss filled in, wiping the tears out of her eyes.

Penelope's pout quickly morphed into a grin. 'I guess it is a little funny.' She agreed.

'A little?' Aaron chuckled.

'Okay, a lot' Garcia relented. 'But I bet it's not half as funny as some of yours.'

Rossi smirked. 'Why don't we find out?' he suggested. Gathering the cards, he began to shuffle them. 'Everybody ready for round two?'

Emily's 'Oh yeah' was followed with Morgan's 'Definitely'.

'Alright then, ante up!' Dave instructed.

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'No way! You cheated!' Morgan shouted a short time later.

'Did not' Emily smugly shot back. 'I'm just that good. Now pay up. Your most embarrassing moment was…'

'You already heard mine.' Derek fibbed, crossing his fingers behind his back.

'Oh, no you don't. You can't use a story we've already heard.' Aaron argued. 'Besides there's no way running away at five was the most embarrassing event in your life.'

'He's right, my Stud Muffin.' Penelope chimed in.

'Come on Morgan. Start talking before I call your mama up here.' Prentiss threatened.

'Fine' Morgan grumbled, holding up his hands in surrender. 'Here it is. This one time my mom got really sick. The doctor had given her a prescription but she'd felt so bad that she hadn't been able to make the drive to the pharmacy. So she called her friend, Sierra and asked her if she minded driving me to get it. Sierra was a beautiful lady. I was always trying to impress her when she came over so going somewhere with her was a dream come true to me.'

'You wanted to impress a lady? I'm shocked.' Emily deadpanned.

Derek rolled his eyes. 'Anyway, Sierra comes and I jump in her cherry red Trans Am and she drives me to the pharmacy. I went in, got the prescription, and walked back out of the store. Spotting a couple of my buddies, I strode over to car and waved at my home boys. Then I climbed into the red Trans Am and turned to find myself face to face with this huge muscle man.'

'You, you mean you got in, in…'

Morgan nodded. 'I got in the wrong Trans Am.' He admitted, sighing as laughter filled the room. 'You know I'm not sure which was worse; getting in the car with that guy or Sierra's reaction to it. She laughed all the way home.'

Several minutes later, Garcia finally found her voice. 'You, you've definitely got me beat.' She stammered.

'Yeah and I'm betting those two' Emily gestured to the other men in the room. 'have even more embarrassing stories.'

'What makes you say that?' Morgan curiously asked.

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'They've folded every hand so far.' Prentiss pointed out.

'I folded because I had a crap hand.' Dave fibbed.

'Sure you did' Emily scoffed.

Garcia's eyes lit up. 'Oooo! I wanna know what they're hiding!' she exclaimed. 'Quick! Somebody deal!'

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'You've got it, Baby Girl.' Derek replied. Snatching the cards out of Rossi's hand, the younger man swiftly shuffled the deck and passed the cards out.

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The group picked up their cards and the next round began.